Ladies and Gentlemen,
Tomorrow marks the last part of our opening act. If you are reading this, it probably means that you have already heard of the Union Street Underground.
Many others, however, have not. To help remedy this we ask everyone who is capable to due the following two things:
- Head over to the Files section of the newsgroup. Once there, download Issue 1 and print as many copies as you can. Hand these out tomorrow to anyone who will let you get close enough to shove one into their hand.
- Bring a toothbrush to school tomorrow. Proudly display this, the symbol of your good dental hygiene, in your left hand while traversing the massive ice fields between your classes. Remember, all good supporters of the Underground carry toothbrushes.
Thank you for your help and support. Enjoy.
-Three
P.S. I don't know what the below picture is all about. Talk to Eight. It must be an even number thing.
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