Keebler Elf Tree
1625 E. Cocoa Parkway
Edmonton, Canada
To Keebler Elves it may concern:
I recently discovered, whilst examining a box of Keebler Cinnamon Crisp graham crackers- that the Keebler Cinnamon Crisp graham cracker is a "Healthy Snack Families Choose!" Herein lies my query! Where is the dessert cracker for the lonely, substance abusing old guy? Where is the graham cracker for the poor disease infested prostitute? Or even the perpetually nomadic hippie? The thrice-divorced card shark? Which snack is for them?!! Can't this cold world just give a chance...and a delightful cinnamon-ey cracker to the ones who have nothing else to cling to?!
I say to you Keebler Elf - ACCEPT THE UNWANTED! DESSERT CRACKERS FOR ALL!!
..and think of the numbers on market expansion!
Love,
Douglass M. Brunstein
Loyal Fan of graham crackers,and other Keebler products.
(Published in Issue 1)
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