All The Cool Kids Vote....

Remember to vote for The Underground Senior Awards... because the school endorsed versions just aren't our style...

All CCHS students may vote. Only current CCHS Seniors may be nominated. Send your votes to submit.usu@gmail.com by May 7th.

12. Most likely to be masquerading as the boring everyday alter-ego of an actual crime-fighting spandex-wearing superhero.
11. Most likely to become a famous ground-breaking “Andy Warhol-esque” pornographer.
10. First to be unjustly incarcerated by the forces of Evil for his or her work to uphold Good in the world.
9. First to ingeniously escape unjust incarceration using a spoon, two toothpicks, and a stick of sealing wax.
8. Most likely to bring Fascism back.
7. Most likely to have a mathematical constant named after him/her.
6. Most likely to really be a robot secretly working to overthrow humanity.
5. Next Dr. February.
4. Probably a unicorn.
3. First General Secretary of the New Soviet Union of Socialist States (Coming Soon).
2. Most likely to have an STD named after him/her.
1. Most likely to build a secret underground base deep inside a volcano located on a remote uncharted island somewhere in the South
Pacific, and from this base to create an elite shadow government that will slowing coop all political power in the world through the
cunning use of toothpaste additives resulting in a highly centralized power structure the likes of which would make the Illuminati,
or whoever currently controls the world, proud.