All The Cool Kids Vote....

Remember to vote for The Underground Senior Awards... because the school endorsed versions just aren't our style...

All CCHS students may vote. Only current CCHS Seniors may be nominated. Send your votes to submit.usu@gmail.com by May 7th.

12. Most likely to be masquerading as the boring everyday alter-ego of an actual crime-fighting spandex-wearing superhero.
11. Most likely to become a famous ground-breaking “Andy Warhol-esque” pornographer.
10. First to be unjustly incarcerated by the forces of Evil for his or her work to uphold Good in the world.
9. First to ingeniously escape unjust incarceration using a spoon, two toothpicks, and a stick of sealing wax.
8. Most likely to bring Fascism back.
7. Most likely to have a mathematical constant named after him/her.
6. Most likely to really be a robot secretly working to overthrow humanity.
5. Next Dr. February.
4. Probably a unicorn.
3. First General Secretary of the New Soviet Union of Socialist States (Coming Soon).
2. Most likely to have an STD named after him/her.
1. Most likely to build a secret underground base deep inside a volcano located on a remote uncharted island somewhere in the South
Pacific, and from this base to create an elite shadow government that will slowing coop all political power in the world through the
cunning use of toothpaste additives resulting in a highly centralized power structure the likes of which would make the Illuminati,
or whoever currently controls the world, proud.

The USU Encourages You To SAVE THE WORLD!

Dear Readers of The Union Street Underground,

Today, we are proud to announce the release of the Union Street Underground Special Earth Day Issue. As you are all aware, we are currently approaching that time of year again when it becomes necessary to remember that we live on a fairly fragile sphere of rock, one which we must protect, as leaving is not easy.

Head over to the files section (http://groups.google.com/group/UnionStreetUnderground/files) to download and print your copies (on recycled paper of course).

Print and distribute as many copies as you are able to around CCHS over the next several days. Have fun, be creative, personalize your copies, and Save The Planet!

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Union Street Underground

Love The Underground, Love The Planet

Dear Members, Supporters, Readers, Administrators, and Others of the Union Street Underground,

In addition to Issue 5, the Underground will be sponsoring a shorter Earth Day release of the USU. The issue will focus on environmental and sustainability issues as they pertain to CCHS and the surrounding communities. Anyone who has a specific submission they feel would suit the Earth Day Issue should submit it to submit.usu@gmail.com by the evening of Sunday, April 15th. Thank you for your help.

Sincerely,
The Union Street Underground

The Senior Plank - Hack # 1

Our first senior hack was completed Thursday evening. For those of you lucky enough to see it this morning, a large “Senior Plank” was inserted into the ground just to the East of the Old School House. The “Plank” consisted of a 10 X 1 wooden board painted on both side with the words “Senior Plank”. The plank was inserted two feet into the ground with a flanged bottom to prevent easy extraction.

If you missed the plank, or just caught the leftover pieces later in the day, it is because the fine members of the Cherry Creek High School Security Team removed (albeit, not gracefully) the plank during 1^st period. We look forward to completing our next prank soon. If you would like to assist or have nay ideas, contact hackIt.usu@gmail.com. Also, if any one has a picture of the plank, please send it to us.

Stay tuned for pictures, hopefully. Thank you for your time.

Issue 4, 1000 Strong!

Issue 4 Released!

Our goal is for everyone to print at least 10 copies. If you all follow through, there will be more than 1000 copies flooding the school. Awesome.

Color, black and white, or otherwise, print and distribute as many as you can.

Issue 4 may be downloaded from:
http://groups.google.com/group/UnionStreetUnderground/files

Also, as part of our Underground Personalization effort, feel free to decorate the margins of the copies you print. Make every copy of the USU a collector’s item, and leave the mark of your hard won printing efforts for others to see.

Be creative in your distribution, have fun, and always use a rubber.